Monday 16 April 2007

'Democracy Day' Flop

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The ‘heroes’ of Barnsley UAF were so alarmed and distressed when they heard of the 18 BNP candidates in Barnsley that they immediately drew up plans for a mass rally and demonstration in which the people of Barnsley could show their wholesale rejection of the policies of the BNP and indeed it’s very existence. The event would be called ‘Democracy Day’ and would be held in Barnsley town centre on Saturday 14th April. Adverts in the Barnsley Chronicle and on the internet would draw the crowds to listen to speakers on the wonders of multiculturalism, and the ever present danger of a resurgent Nazi Party.

As everyone knows the British National Party is an evil invention of the devil. It is opposed to all forms of freedom and democracy and the fact that it is a legally registered British political party and takes a full part in the democratic process by standing candidates in elections, just shows how wicked and perverse are its methods.

Anyway the stage was set. How many could be expected to turn up to show their distaste for the BNP? It was anyone’s guess. Estimates ranged between 200 to thousands. Everything was ready. The leaflets were printed, the banners were ready. The BNP won’t be able to get out of this. Good will triumph and the morons and chancers of the BNP will be forced to admit there is just no demand for them in a town like Barnsley.

So how many members of the public actually turned up for this well publicised event. Well according to information received the estimates proved to be not completely accurate. In fact the estimates were out by 100%. There were no members of the public there. The event consisted of 6 or 7 members of the UAF standing around holding bundles of leaflets hoping that interested members of the public would approach them and ask for a leaflet. There were one or two other UAF members taking a more proactive role by actually approaching passers-by and urging them to ‘vote for anyone but don’t vote for the BNP’, and presenting them with two leaflets. One leaflet tried to create a link between the BNP and an historical political party in a foreign country, and the other one reassured people that actually there isn’t an immigration problem at all, and that really there is nothing whatsoever to be concerned about.

After a couple of hours our ‘heroes’ had had enough. They took down their paste table with the ‘don’t vote BNP’ posters, and went to the pub. This was D day in Barnsley. Another blow struck for freedom and democracy. The glowing report on the UAF website is eagerly awaited. No doubt they will say there was a substantial turnout for the event and that many thousands of leaflets were snapped up. However we know what happened because WE WERE THERE!
PROTECT IT WHILE YOU CAN

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