Monday, 6 August 2007

The Barnsley Connection...

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Barnsley BNP has discovered that there is a ruthless gang of hardened criminals operating throughout the Barnsley area, and that this gang has its headquarters at Barnsley Town Hall. We have also discovered that this gang is part of a nationwide empire of evil with connections going right through the Political Establishment, and right to the very top of Government. All the evidence points out that this organisation has already committed many extremely serious crimes including- robbery, fraud, deception, and even murder. We have further discovered that this gang is now plotting to commit the most heinous crime ever perpetrated in Barnsley – the theft of the town itself.

You may gasp with incredulity. How could anyone dare to even think of committing such an outrageously evil act? Surely there must be some mistake. Surely we must have got it wrong. We wish we had. Unfortunately there is no mistake. It may be incredible – but it’s true.

We uncovered their criminal scheme through careful examination of many strands of evidence gathered from numerous sources. It took us many months of laborious and detailed work, and often we worked long into the night. At first we could not believe it ourselves, but as piece after piece of the jigsaw fell into place we were left with just one inescapable conclusion. A crime of enormous magnitude and appalling evil was about to be committed in Barnsley.
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These people plan to take the town of Barnsley away from its rightful and proper owners, away from the people who built it from the ground to what it is today. They intend to hand it over to foreigners in exchange for their support in the future criminal operations of the gang. These foreigners will be relocated to Barnsley in large numbers, where they can expect to be treated extremely favourably by the gang at the expense of the original owners. The original and rightful owners of the town will be displaced from their homes and neighbourhoods, and will eventually become an insignificant minority in Barnsley.








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In fact all the available evidence seems to indicate that this gang works in the same way in all other areas of the country in which it operates. This is their modus operandi. They have a softly softly approach, so that its victims are not at first unduly alarmed by what is happening. As their foreign friends move in the gang repeatedly reassures their victims that all is well and that there is no cause for concern, whilst at the same time ruthlessly suppressing anyone that voices any complaint. They calculate that when their victims do come to realise that a terrible crime has been committed against them it will be too late for them to do anything about it. There is clearly some evil genius at work here.

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